If there’s one thing we know, it’s this: great music needs great fuel. Whether you’re raving to rock ‘n’ roll or recovering from last night’s headbanging, Maid of Stone Festival 2025 has your cravings covered. From posh pies to proper pints, here’s the full food and drink lowdown – with wallet warnings included 💸

🍔 FOOD OPTIONS: WHAT’S COOKIN’, GOOD LOOKIN’?

Expect a festival food village that’s as eclectic as the lineup. While exact vendors change year to year, here’s what rocked up in 2024 and is expected again in 2025:

🔥 Festival Faves:

  • Gourmet Burgers – from £10
    Think stacked patties, cheese melting like Slash’s solos, and vegan options that slap harder than a snare drum.
  • Woodfired Pizza – £11–£13
    12-inch thin crusts fired hotter than the mosh pit during Anthrax.
  • Loaded Fries – £8–£10
    Topped with pulled pork, cheese, jalapeños, and regret (if you’re wearing white shorts).
  • Bao Buns & Noodles – £9–£12
    Asian fusion vibes that taste like Glasto meets Camden Market.
  • Fish & Chips – £11–£12
    A British classic. Cod so fresh it probably crowd-surfed onto the fryer.
  • BBQ Stalls – from £12
    Ribs, brisket, and wings that’ll make you want to write a blues album on the spot.
  • Vegan & Gluten-Free Options – various stalls
    Including falafel wraps, vegan mac & cheese, jackfruit burgers, and plant-based treats even carnivores wolf down.

🍩 SWEET TREATS

  • Churros with Chocolate – £6
  • Crepes & Waffles – £7–£9
  • Ice Cream Vans – £3.50 a scoop (or £6 for a festival-sized cone!)

Perfect for cooling down after a sweaty set or powering through the afternoon slump. Sugar and riffs: a dangerous combo ⚡

🍺 DRINKS: PINTS, PIMMS & POP

🥤 Soft Drinks

  • Bottled water: £2.50
  • Fizzy cans: £2.50
  • Slushies: £4
  • Coffee/tea: £3–£4

Pro tip: bring a refillable bottle – there are usually free water points around the arena and campsite. Stay hydrated or perish, people.

🍻 Alcohol

Served from the main bar tents and smaller pop-ups across the site. Prices may vary slightly by vendor:

  • Lager/Pilsner (pint) – £6.50–£7.50
  • Craft Beer/Cider (pint) – £7.50–£8
  • Wine (plastic cup) – £7–£8
  • Spirits & Mixer – £7.50–£9
  • Cocktails in a can – £6–£7.50
  • Festival Special: A 2-pint stein of lager for around £14 😵

Reusable cups are usually required – £2 deposit – and you can swap or return them for a refund. Or keep yours as a sticky souvenir 🎉

🍽️ CAMPING & DIY FOOD?

You’re allowed to bring your own food to the campsite, just not into the main arena. Small gas stoves are sometimes permitted, but check the 2025 safety rules first. There’s usually a coffee van or breakfast trailer near the camping areas to revive the undead come morning ☕🍳

🛑 PRICES TOO SPICY?

This is a festival, so yes, £11 nachos and £7 pints are part of the package. We won’t sugarcoat it (unless it’s on a churro). But most vendors take card, portions are often generous, and quality’s decent — no lukewarm hot dogs in sight.

If you’re budgeting, eat a big meal before arriving, pack snacks for the tent, and maybe split meals with your mates. Or just sell your soul for ribs. Your call.

FINAL TIP: DON’T MISS THE LOCAL STALLS

Maid of Stone is known to feature Kent-based food vendors, slinging everything from farm-shop sausage rolls to artisan gin slush. Support local, eat well, and taste a bit of the county while you’re there. Lush, butt! 🏴

Got more info on this year’s confirmed stalls? Send it our way – or just tell us what made you say “YESS MUN!” with your mouth full 🍟

🎸 Stay loud, stay fed, stay fabulous.
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