Thirty-four years on, mun, and we’re still sat here scratching our heads like we’ve missed the final page of the instruction manual. Back in 1991, Clarissa Explains It All burst onto our tellies, looked straight down the barrel of the camera, and promised answers. Proper ones. Life stuff. Teen stuff. The big questions. What we […]

Just when we thought we’d locked the Upside Down door and lobbed the key into a portal, the Duffer Brothers have gone and kicked reality back open. It’s official. A brand new Stranger Things spinoff is happening. Not a sequel. Not a cheeky Season 6 in disguise. This is a full-blooded expansion of the universe, […]

Why It Got Cancelled After Just One Season 🏎️💨 Some cartoons burn bright like a nitro boost, leave tyre marks across pop culture, then vanish before anyone’s had time to shout “Muttley, stop sniggering.” Wacky Races is exactly that. One season. 17 episodes. Absolute immortality. So what’s the story, mun? How did one of the […]

By The Riff Report Blog 🤘🔥 Well… that’s it, butt. Hawkins has shut up shop, the bikes are parked, the synths have faded out, and Stranger Things has officially ridden off into the Upside Down sunset. After nearly a decade of monsters, mullets, metal riffs, D&D dice, and trauma dumped directly into our eyeballs, Netflix’s […]

There are TV moments… and then there are national events. On this day in 1996, Britain collectively slammed the brakes on normal life, parked itself on the sofa, and watched Del Boy and Rodney Trotter finally do the impossible. After years of wheeling, dealing, ducking bailiffs and selling absolute tat, the boys from Peckham became […]

Leftovers in the fridge, telly glowing, chaos paused. This is the one, mun. Boxing Day is a strange, beautiful limbo. The turkey’s gone cold, the Quality Street tins are already 80 percent purple ones, and no one knows what day it is anymore. Perfect conditions, then, for diving headfirst into Stranger Things and letting the […]

🚨 BUS WANKERS REJOICE 🚨 Alright butt, drop everything. Cancel rehearsals. Pause the group chat arguments.Because one of the most iconic British comedies of all time is officially crawling back onto our screens like a hungover legend refusing to die quietly. Yes. It’s happening.The Inbetweeners is BACK. 🔥 After years of rumours, memes, and hopeful […]

Right then, butt. Cancel your plans. Ignore your responsibilities. Tell your mates you’ve “mutated”.Fallout Season Two has officially dropped, and the post-apocalyptic madness is back with more radiation, more ruin, and a whole lot more reasons to stay glued to the sofa like a Vault Dweller refusing to leave their bunker. After Season One smashed […]

Netflix have gone and detonated the internet like a dodgy amp stack at full whack. The Stranger Things 5: Volume 2 trailer is here… and it’s basically told us that everything we thought we knew about the Upside Down is absolute nonsense. Yep. Dead. Wrong. In the bin. 🗑️😈 And just to really twist the […]

🤘Here’s your full-fat, riff-soaked, Welsh-powered Riff Report blog post! 🎸🤦‍♂️ THE IDIOTS HAVE RETURNED… AGAIN Beavis and Butt-Head – the two greatest intellectuals of our time (fight me) – made their massive comeback in 2022 on Paramount+ after years buried in the pop-culture graveyard. We got a new movie (Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe), […]

Well well well… here we go again! Stranger Things drops a new season and suddenly the entire planet remembers that the ’80s absolutely slapped harder than a cymbal in a Slipknot rehearsal. 🥁💥 And this time? Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill” is running up every chart going. Tidy. Absolutely tidy. 📈 THE NUMBERS ARE […]

Well here we go again, bach. Stranger Things Season 5 has landed, everyone’s binge-watching like gremlins hopped up on Monster Energy, and—because the Upside Down demands tribute—an iconic 1980 track is suddenly charging up the Spotify charts like it’s just broken out of Vecna’s dungeon. Tidy! 🎧🔥 The moment the new season dropped, fans started […]

What’s occurring, butt? We’ve got a lush little slice of Osbourne family chaos today — the kind that makes you crack open a can, crank the volume, and whisper “Only in Wales, mun…” even though none of this involves Wales at all. 😅 Jack Osbourne has opened up about some rough patches recently, admitting he’d […]

🎤THE RIFF REPORT EXCLUSIVE BLOG POST“ADAM LAMBERT: THE LONG AND WILD ROAD” — NETFLIX JUST DROPPED THE TRAILER AND THE WORLD STOPPED SPINNING 🤘🔥 What’s occurring, butt? Well… EVERYTHING. Because Netflix just slapped us all square in the face with the official trailer for Adam Lambert: The Long and Wild Road — and the internet […]