2000trees Festival

Hold onto your bucket hats and battered Vans, butt — 2000trees Festival 2026 is shaping up to be one of the rowdiest, riff-heavy line-ups the Gloucestershire fields have ever seen! 🏕️🎸 🌲 WEDNESDAY WARM-UP – SMALL STAGE, MASSIVE ENERGY Things kick off early with PUP, Sprints, The Dirty Nil, and Lake Malice tearing through the […]

📍 Upcote Farm, Cheltenham – Saturday, July 12, 2025✍️ The Riff Report | Legs gone, voice gone, spirit flying somewhere above the Forest Stage ☀️ Saturday: The Final Stretch Into the Pit of Glory Saturday at Trees hits different. You’re knackered. You’ve forgotten what your bed feels like. You’ve got glitter in places glitter should […]

📍 Upcote Farm, Cheltenham – Friday, July 11, 2025✍️ The Riff Report | Now 47% cider, 53% tinnitus 🏕️ FRIDAY AT TREES: WHERE EMO MEETS ANARCHY IN A FIELD By Friday, you’ve either hit your stride or hit the floor — and 2000trees doesn’t care which one you are. Because Friday doesn’t warm up, it […]

🌲 Upcote Farm, Cheltenham – July 10, 2025✍️ The Riff Report Blog | Still hoarse, still happy, still covered in glitter and gravel rash 🎸 Thursday: The Day the Forest Went Feral If Wednesday was the emotional warm-up, Thursday was the flipping cannonball into the riff pool. The Main Stage roared to life, the pits […]

Early Entry Mayhem, Forest Tears & Cave Stage Chaos 📍 Upcote Farm, Cheltenham – July 9, 2025✍️ The Riff Report | Covered in glitter and screaming about Graphic Nature since 2pm 🏕️ Welcome to the Cult of Trees Ah, Wednesday at 2000trees — the day the faithful arrive early, pitch their tents wonkily, and begin […]

🎸 Upcote Farm, Cheltenham | July 2025Words by The Riff Report Team (covered in glitter, sweat, and cider) 🌳 What is 2000trees Festival? Let’s set the scene. Imagine a field in the middle of the Cotswolds. Add 10,000 alternative music fans, three days of sunshine (or let’s be honest, probably rain), five stages of non-stop […]