New month, same madness — pint in one hand, horns in the other, butt 🤘🍻

March has rolled in like a double-kick drum to the chest 💥
The weather’s still doing its usual “four seasons in one day” routine 🌧️🌤️🌪️ — but inside the venues? It’s all sweat, riffs, and absolute scenes.

Wales is once again serving up a month of proper loud, no-nonsense rock and metal chaos, and we’ve picked out the gigs you NEED to be at 👇


🤘 CARDIFF – BIG RIFF ENERGY

🎤 Enter Shikari – Utilita Arena Cardiff

📅 6 March 2026 | 💰 ~£42

This is gonna be absolute carnage 😤🔥

Enter Shikari don’t do normal gigs — they do full-blown sonic riots.
Lights, chaos, synths, breakdowns… and a crowd that never stops moving.

If you leave this one without sweating through your clothes, you’ve done it wrong.


🎸 Himalayas – Clwb Ifor Bach

📅 14 March 2026 | 💰 ~£16

Back in Clwb where things get tight, loud, and slightly dangerous 😈

Huge riffs, indie swagger, and a crowd pressed so close you’ll make new best mates whether you like it or not. Proper Cardiff chaos.


🔥 Dream State – The Globe

📅 22 March 2026 | 💰 ~£18

Big эмо, big energy, big vocals 🎶

This one’s gonna hit you right in the feelings before throwing you straight into a pit.
Expect singalongs, goosebumps, and maybe a tear in your pint.


🌊 SWANSEA – LOUDER BY THE MINUTE

Venom Prison – Sin City

📅 8 March 2026 | 💰 ~£20

Brace yourself. This is the heavy one 💀

Venom Prison bring riffs that feel like a concrete block to the face and energy that doesn’t let up for a second.

Neck braces optional… but recommended.


💀 Ingested – Hangar 18

📅 21 March 2026 | 💰 ~£15

Filthy, brutal, and absolutely relentless 😈

Breakdowns that hit like a lorry and a pit that’ll chew you up and spit you out.
This is not one for the faint-hearted, mun.


🏔️ VALLEYS – PURE HEART & HAVOC

🖤 Those Damn Crows – The Patriot, Crumlin

📅 15 March 2026 | 💰 ~£24

Back in the valleys where it always feels a bit more special ❤️🔥

Big choruses, proper crowd connection, and that magic moment where everyone sings together like it’s a religion.
Goosebumps guaranteed.


🎶 Florence Black – The Factory, Porth

📅 29 March 2026 | 💰 ~£15

Dirty riffs. Big hooks. Proper Friday-night chaos 🍻

Perfect way to round off the month — loud, sweaty, and slightly blurry by the end of it.


🍺 FINAL WORD – RIFFS OVER EVERYTHING

March in Wales isn’t about sunshine or spring flowers…
It’s about:

  • 🎸 Riffs that hit like thunder
  • 🔥 Pits that don’t stop moving
  • 🍻 Nights you barely remember (but never forget)

Support your local venues. Support Welsh bands. And most importantly…
GET. IN. THE. PIT.


🤘 RIFF REPORT VERDICT

  • 🔥 Gig of the Month: Enter Shikari – full chaos mode
  • 💀 Heaviest Night: Venom Prison – no survivors
  • 🎶 Most Emotional: Dream State
  • ❤️ Best Atmosphere: Those Damn Crows
  • 🍻 Best Night Out: Florence Black

See you down the front, butt.
Loud, proud, and probably missing a shoe. 🤘🔥