First things first – how long are you gonna be standing like a muppet outside the shop before you even sniff a t-shirt?
Well, good news for all you Definitely Maybes out there: reports say that queues have been surprisingly chill. In fact, one fan in London claimed the wait time was… drumroll please… “not at all”.
Yep, no queues, no cries, no ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger’ tantrums.
BUT – don’t get caught off guard. These stores are tour-date-aligned and time slots are booking up faster than a Gallagher feud. So, if you fancy skipping the ‘Stand By Me’ misery and want to strut straight in like it’s 1996, book your slot online. Otherwise, you’ll be queueing like it’s Glasto toilets all over again.
🧾 “Money’s Too Tight (To Mention)” – Oh Wait, Wrong Band
Right, now for the bit that’ll make your wallet cry more than Noel watching City lose the treble. Here’s the damage in pounds sterling (£):
| Merch Item | Price (£) | Riff Reaction |
|---|---|---|
| T-Shirts (basic) | £35–40 | “Live Forever”? More like live frugal |
| Hoodies | £70 | For that ‘Acquiesce’ winter warmth |
| Adidas Collab Bucket Hat | £28 | Wonderhat! 🎩 |
| Adidas Collab Jacket | £95 | Because you’re a ‘Rock ’n’ Roll Star’ |
| Denim Jacket | £75 | Your new ‘Cigarettes & Alcohol’ jacket |
| Exclusive Vinyl – Single LP | £35 | Spinnin’ round like ‘Supersonic’ |
| Exclusive Vinyl – Double LP | £45 | Double the vinyl, double the vibes |
| Tour Programme | £20 | ‘Some Might Say’ that’s steep |
| Adidas Footy Shirt | £85 | For when it’s ‘Morning Glory FC’ |
| Keyrings & Small Bits | £10+ | ‘Half the World Away’ from affordable |
| Standard Bucket Hats | ~£40 | Still mad for hats, aren’t ya? |
Basically, if you’re planning on buying a hoodie, tee, vinyl, and bucket hat, you might need to remortgage your terraced house in Burnage. 💸
🛍️ “She’s Electric… And So Is the Till!”
Let’s be honest, this isn’t just merch – it’s wearable nostalgia. Wearing one of these shirts says, “I was there when the bickering brothers maybe (sort of) made peace.”
Even if they didn’t actually talk backstage. 😬
The pop-up stores are running in:
- 🏙️ London (Carnaby Street) – open from July 10
- 🧣 Manchester, Cardiff, Birmingham, Edinburgh, Dublin – popping up alongside tour dates
- 🎟️ And yes, they’re timed, so don’t just rock up expecting Liam to open the door with a pint in hand.
💬 “What’s the Story?” – Fan Reactions
Fans have been Champagne Supernova-ing over the vibe, posting pics of their merch hauls like they’ve just found the holy grail. Reddit’s been buzzing with happy punters and absolutely zero mentions of scraps. Must be a new record.
Though one fan did say, “I paid £70 for a hoodie and now I can’t afford beans on toast.”
Worth it? Course it is, lad.
🧢 FINAL RIFF VERDICT
If you’re an Oasis die-hard, this merch drop is the stuff of dreams. Prices are chunky, yes, but so is the nostalgia hit. Just don’t expect ‘Slide Away’ prices from a ‘Stop Crying Your Heart Out’ economy.
So whack on your best parka, belt out ‘Whatever’ at the queue, and remember:
“You gotta make it happen…”
…just maybe not all in one payday.
Did you visit the Oasis pop-up? Send us your merch haul and we’ll rate your drip! Or cry with you over the bank statement.
Proper job, that. Now pass the bucket hat and vinyl before it’s all gone. YESS MUN! 🧢🔥
Michael is the founder, editor, and chief riff wrangler behind The Riff Report, an independent Welsh rock and metal publication built by fans, for fans. With a lifelong passion for loud guitars, unforgettable live shows, and the incredible community that surrounds rock and metal, he created The Riff Report to celebrate everything that makes the scene special—from legendary headline acts and grassroots venues to rising bands that deserve to be heard.
A familiar face at festivals across the UK, Michael spends much of the year covering events including Download Festival, Bloodstock Open Air, Steelhouse Festival, Firevolt, Plumpton Revival, and many more. Whether he’s battling the Welsh weather on a mountainside, surviving a weekend in a muddy campsite, or squeezed against the front barrier with thousands of fellow fans, he’s always searching for the next great story to share.
As editor of The Riff Report, Michael writes festival guides, breaking news, album reviews, gig reviews, interviews, opinion pieces, nostalgia features, and behind-the-scenes stories from across the rock and metal world. His writing combines honest opinions, humour, and a genuine love for live music, bringing readers closer to the bands, festivals, venues, and people that keep the scene alive.
Michael is particularly passionate about supporting independent artists, local venues, charities, and the wider UK rock and metal community. He believes every band deserves a chance to be discovered and every festival has a story worth telling. Through The Riff Report, he aims to shine a spotlight on both the biggest names in rock and the future stars waiting to break through.
When he’s not writing or interviewing artists, you’ll probably find him exploring festival campsites, photographing live shows, chatting with fellow fans over a pint, or planning the next road trip in search of more riffs, bigger crowds, and unforgettable moments.
Above all, Michael believes rock and metal are about more than music—they’re about community, friendship, and creating memories that last a lifetime. That’s exactly what The Riff Report exists to celebrate.
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