(Aka: “Remember when the biggest worry was someone taping over your VHS?”)
🎮 1. Arcades at the Seaside
Drop a quid into Time Crisis, button mash on Street Fighter II, then lose your final 50p trying to grab a toy Pikachu from a rigged claw machine. Pure British childhood chaos. Blackpool Pier? Barry Island? Only in Wales, mun.
📼 2. Taping Songs Off the Radio
The skill it took to hit “record” just after the DJ stopped chatting, but before the chorus kicked in? Olympic-level timing. And yes, your mixtape was art, even with the DJ yelling “RADIO 1!” halfway through Wonderwall.
📺 3. Ceefax / Teletext
Before the internet, we got our news, weather, football scores, AND bangers like Bamboozle from a weird pixelated text screen. Page 302 was gospel. RIP Ceefax, you beautiful digital fossil.
📞 4. Phone Boxes
You had to actually remember phone numbers and carry 20p (or reverse charge like a boss). Superman changed in these. So did most drunk people after a night out in Rhyl.
🧃 5. Carton Drinks & School Dinners
Plastic trays. Pink custard. Turkey Twizzlers. Sunny D that probably glowed in the dark. Somehow, we survived. Somehow, we want it all back.
🧥 6. Shell Suits & Trackies
The louder, shinier, and more flammable the better. Add in Reebok Classics and a Walkman blasting Now That’s What I Call Music 38 – you were untouchable.
💽 7. MiniDiscs
The future of music! (for like six months). We all pretended they were better than CDs. They looked cool, though. Like music in spaceship form.
🛹 8. Pogs & Yo-Yos
School playgrounds turned into Thunderdomes during pog season. And when Coca-Cola or Fanta gave away Viper yo-yos? Someone nearly lost an eye. Glorious days.
🎤 9. Top of the Pops on a Friday Night
You’d tape it, learn the dance moves, and argue over who mimed the worst. “It’s Britney, b*tch” became a household phrase. Also, everyone fancied the drummer in Travis for some reason.
📻 10. Boomboxes & Ghetto Blasters
If you didn’t have one on your shoulder walking through town with So Solid Crew shaking the street signs, were you even living? 🔊
🐢 11. Saturday Morning Cartoons
SMTV Live, Live & Kicking, Turtles, Thundercats, Biker Mice from Mars… waking up at 7AM wasn’t even painful when it came with cereal and Cat Deeley.
🧃 12. Tizer, Panda Pops & Irn-Bru Bars
Fizzy sugar bombs that’d strip the enamel off your teeth faster than a Slipknot mosh pit. Bring ’em back, you cowards.
🛍️ 13. Woolworths
Pick ‘n’ mix, dodgy electronics, chart CDs, school shoes, and weird bath sets for Nan – all under one roof. Its absence still hits harder than a Metallica breakdown.
🧠 14. Remembering EVERYTHING Before Google
Need a fact? Ask your dad. Or the neighbour. Or your encyclopaedia (which you definitely had in a box set, untouched since 1983). Knowledge was earned, not Googled.
🎆 15. Guy Fawkes Night Before It Got Tame
Sparklers in your nan’s garden. A bonfire made of whatever you could find. Fireworks going off sideways. Health and safety be damned – it was chaos with Catherine wheels. And we loved it.
🧨 Honourable Mentions:
Walkmans that chewed up your tape Rumbelows & Radio Rentals Stickers from Smash Hits magazine Blockbuster and “Be Kind Rewind” Penny sweets that now cost 10p (disgraceful) Smoking sections on planes 😳
So, what do you miss from the good old days, butt?
Drop us a message, comment, or pigeon with a note on it. Let’s keep the retro vibes rolling 🤘📻💿
Diolch for the memories, UK – now bring back Woolies and pink custard, you cowards!
Michael is the founder, editor, and chief riff wrangler behind The Riff Report, an independent Welsh rock and metal publication built by fans, for fans. With a lifelong passion for loud guitars, unforgettable live shows, and the incredible community that surrounds rock and metal, he created The Riff Report to celebrate everything that makes the scene special—from legendary headline acts and grassroots venues to rising bands that deserve to be heard.
A familiar face at festivals across the UK, Michael spends much of the year covering events including Download Festival, Bloodstock Open Air, Steelhouse Festival, Firevolt, Plumpton Revival, and many more. Whether he’s battling the Welsh weather on a mountainside, surviving a weekend in a muddy campsite, or squeezed against the front barrier with thousands of fellow fans, he’s always searching for the next great story to share.
As editor of The Riff Report, Michael writes festival guides, breaking news, album reviews, gig reviews, interviews, opinion pieces, nostalgia features, and behind-the-scenes stories from across the rock and metal world. His writing combines honest opinions, humour, and a genuine love for live music, bringing readers closer to the bands, festivals, venues, and people that keep the scene alive.
Michael is particularly passionate about supporting independent artists, local venues, charities, and the wider UK rock and metal community. He believes every band deserves a chance to be discovered and every festival has a story worth telling. Through The Riff Report, he aims to shine a spotlight on both the biggest names in rock and the future stars waiting to break through.
When he’s not writing or interviewing artists, you’ll probably find him exploring festival campsites, photographing live shows, chatting with fellow fans over a pint, or planning the next road trip in search of more riffs, bigger crowds, and unforgettable moments.
Above all, Michael believes rock and metal are about more than music—they’re about community, friendship, and creating memories that last a lifetime. That’s exactly what The Riff Report exists to celebrate.
Proudly Welsh. Proudly Loud. Always chasing the next great riff. 🤘
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