Music Festivals

“It’s only Thursday?!” – you, dancing barefoot at 3am in a fairy-lit forest Let’s not pretend otherwise – Thursday is the true opening ceremony of Glastonbury. Sure, the official music kicks off Friday, but anyone who’s made it through the…

From Pyramid Stage to wallet rage – why £7.50 a pint has Glasto-goers fumin’! 🎪 Welcome to Worthy Farm… Please Empty Your Bank Account at the Bar 💸 Ahh, Glastonbury Festival. That mythical land where dreams are made, legends perform,…

🍔💰 Cheap Eats, Big Flavours, and Festival Feasts for a Fiver (and a Bit) Look, we all know Glasto ain’t cheap. You’ve paid a small fortune for the ticket, probably flogged a kidney to afford your tent upgrade, and now…

Welcome to the side of Glastonbury most of us only see through TikTok, drone footage, or the bitter envy of our rain-soaked souls in the general camping zone. This isn’t just glamping—this is ultra-premium, gold-plated, rub-it-in-your-face festival royalty. We’re diving…

Ahh Glastonbury… where dreams are made, bands become legends, and at least 47 people attempt to sneak in dressed as bins. 🌻🎪 While most of us are here for the tunes, the tears, and the taste of overpriced vegan burritos,…

The moment we’ve been counting down to since last year’s final encore has finally arrived — GLASTONBURY IS OPEN! Worthy Farm is now home to a temporary city of glitter-covered ravers, tent-slaying warriors, and music lovers ready to lose their…

Think Glastonbury is just about raving in the mud and chasing secret sets in the Shangri-La jungle? Think again, butt! Hidden amongst the glitter, guitars, and gourmet vegan burritos lies a lesser-known tradition that’s got nothing to do with headliners…

Inside the wildest year of secret sets Worthy Farm has ever seen… C’mon now, Glasto, what are you playin’ at? You’ve only gone and dropped over 60 TBA slots across the weekend and turned the entire festival into a chaotic…

Bands, pits, beers, chaos, and more corpse paint than your nan’s Avon catalogue 🎧 INTRO – BLOOD, RIFFS & BANK-BREAKING BURGERS Ahhh BLUDFEST 2025. The one weekend of the year where every metalhead within a 200-mile radius flocks to the…

🌈 1. Park Home Ground (The Park) – Boho Buzz & Hilltop Magic 📍 South West Corner🎡 🧚‍♀️🎨🍷🌃 Why It’s Tidy: Epic sunset views 🌅 Near The Park Stage – secret sets & chill vibes 🎶 Close to Glasto nightlife…

Oi oi! We’ve just about washed off the mud, found our shoes (in different counties), and regained hearing in our left ears — which can only mean one thing: Isle of Wight Festival 2025 is over. And what a wild,…

Festival: Hurricane Festival 2025Day: Saturday (aka Pop-Punk Church Service)Headliner: GREEN BLOODY DAYLocation: Scheeßel, GermanyStatus: Legendary ✅ 🌪️ SATURDAY NIGHT FRENZY The beer was cold, the air was electric, and the crowd was heaving like a punk-rock pressure cooker. Welcome to…

Billie Joe Armstrong Halts Green Day’s Hurricane Festival Set After Fan Water Gun Antics 🎤🌪️ Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong isn’t afraid of a little chaos — he’s been inciting mosh pits and flipping off authority since before most of…

Sunday 22nd June – “I’ve got one clean sock, half a pint of warm cider, and no regrets. Let’s go!” It’s the final day of one of the UK’s most legendary festivals, and Isle of Wight 2025 ain’t going out…

By The Riff Report – Powered by riffs, Red Bull, and the ghosts of teenage heartbreaks 🎤😭 🌩️ “Bleed American in Germany, baby!” When Jimmy Eat World were announced for Hurricane Festival 2025, a collective emo gasp rippled through Europe.…

Saturday 21st June – aka “the day your feet give up but your soul keeps dancing.” 🎤 MAIN STAGE – Singalong Central 11:55 am – 12:25 pm: 5 Degrees NorthKickstart your day with an up-and-coming act that’s all sunshine vibes and good-time…

Location: Hurricane Festival, GermanyDate: Friday, 19th June 2025Headline Set: The ProdigyGenre: Rave apocalypse meets punk anarchyVibes: Nuclear. 🔊🧨💀 🖤 Welcome to the Danger Zone From the moment you stepped onto the grounds of Hurricane Festival on Thursday night, you could…

“Punk’s still political, still powerful, and still absolutely belting!” 💣🤘🔥 Location: Hurricane Festival, Scheeßel, Germany 🇩🇪Date: Friday, June 20, 2025Headliner: RISE AGAINSTVibes: Loud, ferocious, heart-on-sleeve, and punching fascism in the throat with melody 🎤 INTRO: THIS ISN’T JUST A SHOW…

“MON THE BIFF!”: Biffy Clyro Bring Fire, Fury, and Feels to a Rain-Drenched German Riot 💥🇩🇪 ☔️ Biblical Storms, Bare-Chested Bangers & Big Feels If there’s one band on Earth who could look a biblical downpour in the eye and…

“It’s only Friday?!” Aye mun, and it’s already kicking off! From iconic legends to fresh-faced rockers, the Isle of Wight Festival’s Friday schedule is so stacked it might need a chiropractor. Here’s your stage-by-stage breakdown for Friday, 20 June –…

One of the biggest, muddiest, and most magnificent music festivals in the world, Glastonbury 2025 has kicked off at the legendary Worthy Farm in Pilton, Somerset. With over 200,000 fans flooding through the gates, the farm’s been transformed into a…

The Pyramid Stage erupts in flames (on purpose), and we’re officially off to the races at Worthy Farm! GLASTO, HERE WE BLOODY GO! 🏕️ After what felt like the longest wait since Guns N’ Roses released Chinese Democracy, Glastonbury Festival…

Donington Park, 13–15 June 2025. Rain, riffs, and ridiculousness. 🌧️ THURSDAY: THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM (SORT OF) Pre-Party Chaos 🏕️ Download 2025 kicked off Thursday night with the usual “quiet night” that turned into “tent-on-fire, someone-lost-their-shoe, cider-river” mayhem by…

🗓 Sunday 15th June | ⏰ 21:25 — 22:55📍 Donington Park, UK🤘 3000-Word Full Review – Let’s fkin’ go!** 🤘 🧨 INTRO – A NIGHT FOR THE FREAKS Sunday night at Download is a moment. After three days of mosh…