OZZY FOR CHRISTMAS NUMBER 1

Alright mun, the tinsel’s barely settled and the charts have done their thing again. This year’s UK Christmas Number One crown has gone to pop royalty Kylie Minogue, who’s officially beaten festive juggernauts Wham! in the annual December chart scrap. 🎅📀 Fair play. Absolute icon. Kylie’s been soundtracking British Christmases longer than awkward family arguments […]

Alright butt, gather round the festive riff-filled fireplace because The Riff Report is officially launching the daftest, loudest, and most wholesome Christmas mission of 2025: 🎅 WE’RE TRYING TO GET OZZY OSBOURNE TO CHRISTMAS UK NUMBER 1 WITH MAMA, I’M COMING HOME! Yes. Really.And if we pull this off, it’ll be the most beautifully chaotic […]

OZZY FOR CHRISTMAS UK NUMBER 1: THE RIFF REPORT’S FESTIVE MISSION BEGINS, MUN! 🤘🎄 C’MON BUTT — WE’RE DOING THIS FOR THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS HIMSELF! 🦇🔥A massive DIOLCH! to the absolute legends over on the Metal Heads Facebook Page for jumping aboard our sleigh of chaos and helping push Ozzy Osbourne’s “Mumma, I’m Coming […]

Tidy little breakdown from The Riff Report crystal ball… which is basically a snow globe with Ozzy in it. Alright butt, let’s get into it — because the idea of Ozzy Osbourne topping the UK charts on Christmas Day with “Mama, I’m Coming Home” is the kind of festive chaos we live for. 🎅🦇🔥 Below […]

Grab your Santa hats and your battle jackets, butt — because The Riff Report is launching the loudest, daftest, and most metal Christmas campaign the UK has ever seen. 🤘🎅 We’re going all-in to get Ozzy Osbourne’s iconic power ballad “Mama, I’m Coming Home” to UK Christmas Number 1 — and we want you right […]