The countdown is getting VERY bloody real now! 🔥🎸
In just over a week, members of the Stonedead Festival Production Team will begin rolling into Newark Showground to start transforming an empty patch of ground into one almighty rock ’n’ roll playground.
Stages need building.
Barriers need shifting.
Signs need putting up.
Infrastructure needs sorting.
Thousands of little jobs need doing before somebody can finally shout:
“OPEN THE GATES!”
And behind all of that work is something that makes Stonedead particularly special.
🤘 A FESTIVAL FOR THE FANS, BY THE FANS
Stonedead isn’t simply using the phrase “A Festival For The Fans, By The Fans” as a catchy slogan.
They genuinely mean it.
According to the festival team, up to 300 volunteers will be joining the operation at different points throughout festival week, helping turn Newark Showground into the home of Stonedead.
And building a festival is definitely not a case of sticking up a gazebo, plugging in a Marshall stack and hoping for the best. 😂
It is a HUGE undertaking.
Before the first guitar chord rings across the showground, there’s an enormous amount of work happening behind the scenes.
From site preparation and production through to stewarding, logistics and all those countless jobs most festival-goers never even notice, an army of people has to pull together to make the whole thing happen.
And Stonedead has its very own army.
🫡 ENTER THE BARMY ARMY!
The festival affectionately refers to its dedicated volunteer crew as the Barmy Army — and without them, Stonedead simply wouldn’t be Stonedead.
Year after year, volunteers give their time, energy and probably several gallons of sweat to help get the festival ready.
No massive corporate machine.
No faceless army shipped in purely to make somebody a gigantic profit.
Just rock fans working alongside other rock fans to create something they genuinely care about.
That community spirit is one of the reasons Stonedead has developed such a loyal following.
You’re not merely attending somebody else’s festival.
You’re part of it.
And that, butt, is bloody brilliant. ❤️🤘
💰 EVERY PENNY GOES BACK INTO THE FESTIVAL
Here’s another part of the Stonedead story that deserves shouting about.
According to the organisers, not a single person involved takes a penny from the festival.
Instead, money earned by Stonedead is put towards making the following year’s event happen.
That means the people spending their time organising, preparing and helping run the festival aren’t doing it because there’s a juicy payday waiting backstage.
They’re doing it because they believe in the event.
They’re doing it because they love live music.
They’re doing it because they’re part of the community.
That’s about as close to the true spirit of rock ’n’ roll as you’re going to get. 🤘
🔨 WANT TO HELP BUILD STONEDEAD?
And here’s where YOU could come in.
Stonedead has revealed that there are still a few volunteer vacancies available across the board for anyone who fancies spending the Bank Holiday weekend doing something slightly different.
And don’t worry if you’ve never built a festival before.
You don’t need to arrive carrying a toolbox while screaming:
“I HAVE 27 YEARS OF ADVANCED FESTIVAL INFRASTRUCTURE EXPERIENCE!”
😂🔨
The organisers say you don’t need to be skilled or experienced in any particular field.
What they’re looking for is much simpler:
A can-do attitude, a pleasant demeanour, a willingness to get stuck in and the ability to work as part of the team.
Basically, don’t be a knob and be prepared to help.
Seems fair enough to us. 😂🤘
📅 WHEN WOULD YOU BE NEEDED?
Volunteers are being sought who can commit to the Bank Holiday weekend, with additional help potentially needed from Monday 24 August through to the following Monday.
If you’ve got some spare time and fancy seeing a completely different side of festival life, this could be a cracking opportunity.
Because while thousands of people experience festivals from the crowd, volunteering gives you a glimpse behind the curtain.
You get to see how that empty field becomes a functioning live music event.
One day you’ve got bits of fencing, vehicles, equipment and people running around with radios.
A few days later?
BOOM.
Festival.
Beer.
Bands.
Riffs.
Happy metalheads everywhere.
It’s basically the rock ’n’ roll equivalent of watching someone build IKEA furniture, except considerably louder and hopefully with fewer arguments about missing screws. 😂
❤️ THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE FESTIVAL
It’s easy to arrive at a festival, grab your wristband and immediately start thinking about bands, food and where the nearest pint is hiding.
What we sometimes forget is the astonishing amount of work that has already happened before we’ve even reached the entrance.
Months of planning.
Meetings.
Emails.
Phone calls.
Licensing.
Production.
Site preparation.
Logistics.
Safety.
Transport.
Equipment.
And then comes the physical build itself.
That doesn’t happen magically overnight.
People make it happen.
At Stonedead, many of those people are volunteers.
So when you’re standing at Newark Showground watching a band absolutely tear the place apart, spare a thought for the Barmy Army who helped create the environment you’re standing in.
Somebody helped put that festival together.
Somebody helped prepare that site.
Somebody gave up their time because they wanted thousands of fellow rock fans to have a cracking weekend.
That deserves a massive Riff Report salute. 🫡🤘
🎸 WANT TO JOIN THE BARMY ARMY?
If you’re free around the Bank Holiday weekend, fancy getting involved and reckon you’ve got the right attitude, it’s not too late to volunteer for this year’s Stonedead Festival.
The organisers are still looking for a few more people to join the crew.
You can find the volunteer information and sign-up details through the Other Info section of the official Stonedead Festival website.
So if you’ve ever stood at a festival and thought:
“I’d love to know what goes into making all this happen…”
Well, here’s your chance.
Get involved.
Get stuck in.
Meet some fellow rock-loving lunatics.
Help build the festival.
Then stand back and watch the thing you’ve helped create come roaring to life. 🔥
🤘 THE COUNTDOWN IS ON!
Not long now, people.
Soon Newark Showground will begin its annual transformation.
The production crew will arrive.
The Barmy Army will mobilise.
The site will start taking shape.
And before we know it, another Stonedead Festival will be ready to unleash the riffs.
To every volunteer preparing to give up their time:
THANK YOU.
Festivals don’t happen because somebody posts a shiny line-up poster on Facebook.
They happen because hundreds of people work their backsides off behind the scenes.
And Stonedead’s volunteers are about to do exactly that.
A festival for the fans.
Built by the fans.
Powered by the fans.
Now THAT’S rock ’n’ roll. 🤘🔥🎸
Proudly Loud. Zero Apologies.
— The Riff Report
Michael is the founder, editor, and chief riff wrangler behind The Riff Report, an independent Welsh rock and metal publication built by fans, for fans. With a lifelong passion for loud guitars, unforgettable live shows, and the incredible community that surrounds rock and metal, he created The Riff Report to celebrate everything that makes the scene special—from legendary headline acts and grassroots venues to rising bands that deserve to be heard.
A familiar face at festivals across the UK, Michael spends much of the year covering events including Download Festival, Bloodstock Open Air, Steelhouse Festival, Firevolt, Plumpton Revival, and many more. Whether he’s battling the Welsh weather on a mountainside, surviving a weekend in a muddy campsite, or squeezed against the front barrier with thousands of fellow fans, he’s always searching for the next great story to share.
As editor of The Riff Report, Michael writes festival guides, breaking news, album reviews, gig reviews, interviews, opinion pieces, nostalgia features, and behind-the-scenes stories from across the rock and metal world. His writing combines honest opinions, humour, and a genuine love for live music, bringing readers closer to the bands, festivals, venues, and people that keep the scene alive.
Michael is particularly passionate about supporting independent artists, local venues, charities, and the wider UK rock and metal community. He believes every band deserves a chance to be discovered and every festival has a story worth telling. Through The Riff Report, he aims to shine a spotlight on both the biggest names in rock and the future stars waiting to break through.
When he’s not writing or interviewing artists, you’ll probably find him exploring festival campsites, photographing live shows, chatting with fellow fans over a pint, or planning the next road trip in search of more riffs, bigger crowds, and unforgettable moments.
Above all, Michael believes rock and metal are about more than music—they’re about community, friendship, and creating memories that last a lifetime. That’s exactly what The Riff Report exists to celebrate.
Proudly Welsh. Proudly Loud. Always chasing the next great riff. 🤘