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Hereโ€™s Every Metal and Rock Band Thatโ€™s Ever Competed in the Eurovision Song Contest (Until Now) โ€“ from cult chaos to chart-topping riff lords! ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ


๐ŸŽธ 1. Lordi (Finland, 2006 โ€“ WINNERS!)

Genre: Shock Rock / Hard Rock / Monster Metal
Song: Hard Rock Hallelujah
Result: ๐Ÿ† 1st place

๐Ÿ’ฅ The iconic moment metalheads still brag about. Finland sent monsters to Eurovisionโ€ฆ and they won. Ghoulish glam, pyro explosions, and a chorus that had Europe screaming โ€œHard Rock Hallelujah!โ€ in 40 languages. Only in Eurovision, munโ€ฆ


๐ŸŽค 2. Mรฅneskin (Italy, 2021 โ€“ WINNERS!)

Genre: Glam Rock / Alternative Rock
Song: Zitti e buoni
Result: ๐Ÿ† 1st place

Slick, stylish and sexy as hell. Mรฅneskin proved rock ‘n’ roll ainโ€™t dead โ€“ it just moved to Rome and got a killer wardrobe. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ Their gritty riffs and swagger won over Europe and the TikTok crowd alike.


๐Ÿค˜ 3. Wig Wam (Norway, 2005)

Genre: Glam Metal
Song: In My Dreams
Result: 9th place

Looking like a glam-metal version of ABBA on speed, Wig Wam brought big hair, bigger choruses, and glittery spandex to the stage. A cult favourite and lowkey Eurovision legends. ๐ŸŽธโœจ


๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ 4. Terรคsbetoni (Finland, 2008)

Genre: Power Metal
Song: Missรค miehet ratsastaa
Result: 22nd place

Imagine Manowar chugging mead at a Viking pub quiz โ€“ thatโ€™s Terรคsbetoni. Full Finnish metal fury with swords, chants, and testosterone levels so high they nearly melted the stage.


๐Ÿจด 5. AWS (Hungary, 2018)

Genre: Post-Hardcore / Metalcore
Song: Viszlรกt nyรกr
Result: 21st place

One of the heaviest entries ever. Screamed vocals? Check. Emotional lyrics about grief? Check. Moshable breakdown in front of a confused grandma from Luxembourg? Absolutely. Respect. ๐Ÿ‘


๐ŸŒœ 6. Voyager (Australia, 2023)

Genre: Synth-Prog Metal / Pop Metal
Song: Promise
Result: 9th place

Australian prog meets synthwave madness. Eurovision didnโ€™t know what hit it. Keytars, headbanging, and choruses as catchy as hell. These guys should soundtrack a space opera, tbh.


๐Ÿงฐ 7. Manga (Turkey, 2010)

Genre: Nu Metal / Alt Rock
Song: We Could Be the Same
Result: ๐Ÿฅ‡ 2nd place

Turkey went full Linkin Park and it WORKED. Moody riffs, rap-rock flavour, and a sleek futuristic aesthetic. They nearly won it โ€“ and weโ€™re still salty they didnโ€™t. ๐Ÿ˜ 


๐ŸŒช๏ธ 8. Blind Channel (Finland, 2021)

Genre: Nu Metal / Post-Hardcore
Song: Dark Side
Result: 6th place

They called their style โ€œviolent popโ€ and honestly, YES. Like if 2001 came back in eyeliner and Drop D tuning. The most fun youโ€™ll have yelling โ€œput your middle fingers up!โ€ on live TV.


๐ŸŒช๏ธ 9. The Dredge (San Marino, 2024 โ€“ National Final)

Genre: Symphonic Rock
Song: Imperium
Result: Didnโ€™t qualify ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Dressed like Victorian vampires and sounding like Nightwish in a dungeon. Sadly didnโ€™t make the big stage, but a gothโ€™s dream entry.


๐Ÿ’ช 10. Let 3 (Croatia, 2023)

Genre: Avant-Rock / Satirical Metal
Song: Mama ล ฤŒ!
Result: 13th place

Imagine Rammstein meets Monty Python. Screaming generals, glittery moustaches, and anti-war satire dressed in camp absurdity. Utter chaos. Utterly Eurovision. ๐Ÿช–


๐Ÿ”ฎ 11. Conan Osรญris (Portugal, 2019)

Genre: Experimental Electronic + Rock
Song: Telemรณveis
Result: Didnโ€™t make the final ๐Ÿ˜ž

OK, not fully rock, but enough weird and heavy electro-goth to make this list. Wacky visuals, twisted beats โ€“ the kind of act that makes you go โ€œWhat the hell is thisโ€ฆ I love it.โ€


๐Ÿง  Honourable Mentions

These artists flirted with rock, metal, or heavier vibes:

  • Hatari (Iceland, 2019) โ€“ BDSM Industrial Techno-Rock ๐Ÿ’Œ
  • Dร รฐi Freyr (Iceland, 2021) โ€“ Electro Funk with some rock flavour ๐ŸŽฎ
  • Sam Ryder (UK, 2022) โ€“ Power pop with guitar hero energy ๐Ÿคฏ
  • Go_A (Ukraine, 2021) โ€“ Folk meets trance with distorted screams ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ’€ So, Whatโ€™s the Verdict?

Eurovision might be a glitter-drenched fever dream, but every now and thenโ€ฆ METAL WINS. ๐Ÿ†

From Lordiโ€™s monster mash to Mรฅneskinโ€™s fashionably loud revolution, rock and metal have kicked in the door of Europeโ€™s glitziest TV show, stomped on the stage in platform boots, and screamed into the confetti-stained mic:
โ€œWeโ€™re not here to mime to ballads, mun โ€“ we came to melt faces.โ€ ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”ฅ


๐Ÿšผ Whoโ€™s Next?

  • Will Babymetal ever show up for Japan (if theyโ€™re let in)?
  • Could Bring Me The Horizon write a Eurovision banger?
  • Will Rammstein burn the stage down (and the stagehands)?

Let us know who you wanna see screaming over lasers and dry ice next year ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Diolch for reading, and remember:
๐Ÿ•บ Eurovision might be glitterโ€ฆ but sometimes itโ€™s full-blown mosh pit madness.

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