By The Riff Report’s Official Beer-Taster-In-Chief 🍺

Alright ya frothy legends — gather round, pint in hand and curiosity primed. We’ve cracked open the archives, raided the fridges, and necked more IPAs than medically advisable just to bring you this MEGA-LIST of everything BrewDog has ever poured, pushed, punted or pulled from shelves. 👀

From the beers that made ‘em famous to the ones that vanished faster than your bank balance at the bar – here’s the ULTIMATE DRINKS ROLL CALL of what BrewDog has unleashed (and occasionally murdered) over the years.

🎯 The Core Lineup – The Beers You’ll Still Find at the Bar

These are the faithful. The ones that show up on time, never ghost you, and always deliver a tasty punch to the tonsils:

🟡 Punk IPA

The beer that started it all. A tropical, bitter, riotous 5.6% slap in the face. If this isn’t on tap, you’re in the wrong bar, butt.

🍊 Elvis Juice

Like someone juiced a grapefruit into a hop cannon. 6.5% citrusy chaos. Dangerous and delicious.

🌫️ Hazy Jane

Soft, juicy and smoother than a Barry White slow jam. A New England IPA that made hazy mainstream.

❄️ Cold Beer

No frills. No fuss. Just crisp, smashable lager with a name so obvious it hurts.

❄️ Lost Lager

BrewDog’s go-to Pilsner for when you need a session beer that doesn’t taste like disappointment.

🧃 The AF Gang – Non-Alcoholic But Not Boring

Booze-free but full-bodied, these beers are for the designated drivers, the midweek drinkers, and the “I’ll only have one” fibbers:

  • Punk AF – Zero ABV. All punk attitude.
  • Hazy AF – Still hazy, still tasty, just won’t get you barred.
  • Elvis AF – Same grapefruit hit, no next-day regret.
  • Cold AF – Lager without the loopy.

Diolch for making Dry January slightly less tragic.

🌞 Seasonals & Rotating Rascals

These are the flings. The wild one-night stands. Here today, gone before you’ve posted it on Untappd.

  • Mugshot (Spring) – A toasty little dark horse perfect for when the sun thinks about coming out.
  • Slush Rush (Summer) – Sweet, fruity chaos. Like a Solero made out of sin.
  • Oktoberfest – BrewDog’s take on Bavarian brilliance. Lederhosen optional.
  • Winter Staycation – Like cuddling a log fire. Spiced, malty, festive and probably far too strong.

🧪 Small Batch Experiments, Rare Drops & Cult Faves

These are the mythical beasts. Some return. Some are gone. All are glorious:

  • Zeitgeist – Black lager goths still pine over.
  • Chaos Theory – Nelson Sauvin NEIPA that once had Reddit in meltdown.
  • Trashy Blonde – A sassy little number they should bring back.
  • Alice Porter – Dark, rich and borderline romantic.
  • 77 Lager – Old-school Pilsner vibes.
  • Dogma – Spiced ale brewed with honey and heresy.
  • Rip Tide – Stouty goodness with the power of Poseidon.
  • Paradox – A RIS aged in whisky barrels. Like licking a distillery floor.
  • Tokyo* – A nuclear-powered stout that basically is a war crime in pint form.
  • Tactical Nuclear Penguin – World’s strongest beer, frozen to concentrate flavour and fury.
  • Sink The Bismarck! – Quadruple IPA madness at 41%. RIP your liver.
  • The End of History – Beer. In a taxidermied squirrel. No, seriously.

Oh and let’s not forget:

  • Ghost Deer
  • Bitch Please
  • Abstrakt Series
  • Hello My Name Is… (Insert whatever fruit they found)
  • I Hardcore You
  • Hardcore NZ
  • Avery Brown Dredge

You either tasted these… or you missed out forever. 🪦

💀 THE BEER GRAVEYARD: BrewDog Beers That Got the Axe

Even in beer-land, legends fall. Whether due to poor sales, bad reviews, or just being too chaotic for this world — these brews met the big barrel in the sky:

  • Hardcore IPA – The heavy hitter that couldn’t handle 2017.
  • The Physics – Amber ale that fizzled into myth.
  • Trashy Blonde – She was too sassy for this world.
  • Chaos Theory – Occasionally resurrected. Mostly MIA.
  • Dogma – Retired, revived, vanished again. Proper diva.
  • Sink The Bismarck! – Too intense for human consumption.
  • The End of History – Legally questionable. Morally hilarious.
  • 77 Lager – Clean but forgotten.
  • Paradox – Probably aged longer than your Spotify Wrapped playlist.
  • Rip Tide – Deep, dark, gone.
  • Tokyo* – Sometimes banned. Always badass.

🍻 TL;DR – Your Cheat Sheet

✅ Available Now🌀 Seasonal/Specials💀 Discontinued
Punk IPAMugshotHardcore IPA
Elvis JuiceSlush RushTrashy Blonde
Hazy JaneOktoberfestDogma
Cold BeerWinter StaycationChaos Theory (mostly)
Lost LagerSink The Bismarck!
Punk AF / Hazy AF etc.Tokyo* (intermittent)

🍺 Final Thoughts (and Belches)

Love or loathe ’em, BrewDog has made beer fun again. From serious craft cred to squirrel-toting PR stunts, their beer list reads like a diary of drunken ambition. Some drinks were genius. Some were jokes. Some probably broke a few laws.

But we’ll drink to that. 🍻

Now, what’s next? Should we rank ’em? Rate the worst-named? Or go on a mission to revive Trashy Blonde? Let us know on socials, butt.

YESS MUN! Let the pints pour and the chaos continue.

🖤 From the punk taps to the barrel-aged bangers – only at The Riff Report – where your beer gets the rock ‘n’ roll it deserves.