Genre: Progressive Metal, Sludge, Stoner Rock, Heavy-as-a-Mammoth
Formed: 2000 – Atlanta, Georgia, USA 🇺🇸
Known For: Concept albums, mad time signatures, monstrous riffs, and three vocalists all shouting at once (somehow beautifully).
🧠 WHO THE HELL ARE MASTODON?
Mastodon are the band that said:
“What if Sabbath, Rush, and Neurosis had a baby during a volcano eruption… in space?”
They’ve gone from underground sludge kings to Grammy-winning progressive beasts – all while crafting epic concept albums about:
- 🐋 Moby Dick
- 🔥 Fire gods
- 🪦 The afterlife
- 🪐 Cosmic grief
- 🐲 Mythical creatures
- 🧠 And whatever the hell is in Brann Dailor’s head
🧱 THE MASTODON LINEUP – HEAVY HITTERS FROM THE SOUTHERN RIFT:
- Troy Sanders – Bass/Vocals / Beard wizard / Growler supreme
- Brent Hinds – Guitar/Vocals / Cosmic cowboy / Lead riff warlock
- Bill Kelliher – Guitar / Rhythm riff tank / The glue
- Brann Dailor – Drums/Vocals / Human octopus / Also sings like a prog angel
🔥 Three vocalists. Two guitarists. One giant mammoth stomping through your brain.
💿 MASTODON’S DISCOGRAPHY – A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME, SPACE, AND MADNESS 🌀🦣
🦏 Remission (2002)
🔥 Raw, sludgy, unrelenting debut.
🎧 March of the Fire Ants, Crusher Destroyer
Riff Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
*Heavy as sin. Full of potential. The first stomp.
🐳 Leviathan (2004)
📘 MOBY DICK METAL.
🎧 Blood and Thunder, Iron Tusk, Seabeast
Riff Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
*Every song a wave, every riff a harpoon. Certified metal classic.
🔥 Blood Mountain (2006)
🦍 Mythical, technical, utterly bonkers.
🎧 Crystal Skull, Colony of Birchmen, Sleeping Giant
Riff Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Guest vocals from Josh Homme and Cedric Bixler? Yes, please.
🧠 Crack the Skye (2009)
🌌 A MASTERPIECE. Astral projection, Rasputin, and raw grief.
🎧 Oblivion, The Czar, Divinations
Riff Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
If Rush, Floyd, and Baroness played a séance together, it’d sound like this.
⚙️ The Hunter (2011)
🪓 Shorter songs, still massive.
🎧 Curl of the Burl, Black Tongue, The Hunter
Riff Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
*Mainstream(ish) but still weird as hell.
⚖️ Once More ’Round the Sun (2014)
🎨 Trippy, catchy, psychedelic sludge-pop.
🎧 The Motherload, High Road, Chimes at Midnight
Riff Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
That Motherload booty gif? A moment in history.
⚔️ Emperor of Sand (2017)
🏜️ Concept album about cancer, death, and cosmic survival.
🎧 Show Yourself, Sultan’s Curse, Roots Remain
Riff Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
*Their Grammy-winning album, and deeply personal.
🪦 Hushed and Grim (2021)
🕊️ Double album. Total catharsis. Beautiful grief.
🎧 Pushing the Tides, Teardrinker, Had It All
Riff Rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
*Slower, sadder, utterly majestic.
🎧 MASTODON ESSENTIAL RIFF BANGERS – RIFF REPORT RECOMMENDED:
🎸 Blood and Thunder – With Neurosis’s Scott Kelly bellowing like Poseidon himself
🎸 Oblivion – Soaring vocals + shredded emotion
🎸 Crystal Skull – Down-tuned mayhem on a mountain
🎸 The Motherload – That groove + that video = legendary
🎸 Sultan’s Curse – Sludge meets desert demon energy
🎸 Teardrinker – Emotional, powerful, beautifully heavy
🧡 WHY MASTODON STILL RULE THE MOUNTAIN
Because they:
- Never make the same album twice
- Blend art with annihilation
- Can write riffs AND lyrics that hit your soul
- Have a drummer who sings better than most frontmen
- Are metal nerds AND riff gods.
And because no band sounds like them – not even close.
🎤 FINAL VERDICT FROM THE RIFF REPORT:
Mastodon are not just a band.
They are myth-makers.
World-builders.
Grief-screamers with fuzz pedals.
They’ll take you from the deep ocean to the furthest galaxy
All on the back of a sonic mammoth.
Michael is the founder, editor, and chief riff wrangler behind The Riff Report, an independent Welsh rock and metal publication built by fans, for fans. With a lifelong passion for loud guitars, unforgettable live shows, and the incredible community that surrounds rock and metal, he created The Riff Report to celebrate everything that makes the scene special—from legendary headline acts and grassroots venues to rising bands that deserve to be heard.
A familiar face at festivals across the UK, Michael spends much of the year covering events including Download Festival, Bloodstock Open Air, Steelhouse Festival, Firevolt, Plumpton Revival, and many more. Whether he’s battling the Welsh weather on a mountainside, surviving a weekend in a muddy campsite, or squeezed against the front barrier with thousands of fellow fans, he’s always searching for the next great story to share.
As editor of The Riff Report, Michael writes festival guides, breaking news, album reviews, gig reviews, interviews, opinion pieces, nostalgia features, and behind-the-scenes stories from across the rock and metal world. His writing combines honest opinions, humour, and a genuine love for live music, bringing readers closer to the bands, festivals, venues, and people that keep the scene alive.
Michael is particularly passionate about supporting independent artists, local venues, charities, and the wider UK rock and metal community. He believes every band deserves a chance to be discovered and every festival has a story worth telling. Through The Riff Report, he aims to shine a spotlight on both the biggest names in rock and the future stars waiting to break through.
When he’s not writing or interviewing artists, you’ll probably find him exploring festival campsites, photographing live shows, chatting with fellow fans over a pint, or planning the next road trip in search of more riffs, bigger crowds, and unforgettable moments.
Above all, Michael believes rock and metal are about more than music—they’re about community, friendship, and creating memories that last a lifetime. That’s exactly what The Riff Report exists to celebrate.
Proudly Welsh. Proudly Loud. Always chasing the next great riff. 🤘
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