When you think of Ozzy Osbourne, you think bat-biting, heavy metal chaos, and possibly subtitles on The Osbournes because no one outside Birmingham could understand a word he was saying.

But under the leather, eyeliner, and decibels that could wake the dead, there’s another side to the man — Ozzy the Dad. And not just any dad, but the kind of dad who’ll let you prank him on live TV, dye your hair pink just to annoy your mam, and still give surprisingly wholesome advice through a cloud of cigarette smoke.

Here’s our Riff Report roll-call of 10 times the Prince of Darkness proved he was the King of Fatherhood.

1️⃣ The Time He Let Kelly Dye Her Hair Pink Just to Wind Up Sharon 🎀

Other dads: “Absolutely not.”
Ozzy: “Pass me the bleach, love.”
The man didn’t just allow Kelly to embrace her punk princess era — he encouraged it. And if it happened to irritate Sharon? Well, that was just a bonus. Proper job.

2️⃣ His Reaction to Jack’s MTV Cribs Room Tour 📺

Jack’s bedroom was a shrine to video games, band merch, and chaos. Ozzy wandered in, mumbled something incomprehensible, then gave a proud nod like he’d just been shown the crown jewels. Supportive, bewildered, and iconic.

3️⃣ When He Drove the Kids to School in Full Stage Gear 🤘

Leather trousers? Check. Eyeliner? Check. Shirt unbuttoned to reveal a thatch of rock ‘n’ roll chest hair? Oh yes. Other parents rocked up in Volvos — Ozzy turned the school gates into Donington ’86.

4️⃣ The ‘Osbournes’ Pep Talks 🗣️

Through all the chaos of The Osbournes, there were moments where Ozzy dropped pure wisdom. Usually along the lines of “Don’t be a d***head,” but somehow, it worked. Sometimes you don’t need a TED Talk — just Dad Talk.

5️⃣ When He Let the Kids Prank Him on Camera 🎥

Soap bottle wrapped in clingfilm? Fine. Random items put in his bed? Sure. The man could’ve told them to knock it off, but instead, he played along. A true champion of banter.

6️⃣ His Epic Christmas Decorating Skills 🎄

Ozzy doesn’t “do” subtle. His Christmases looked like Santa’s workshop met a biker bar — flashing skull ornaments, light displays visible from orbit, and a playlist of Paranoid instead of Silent Night. The kids wouldn’t have it any other way.

7️⃣ When He Backed Jack’s Mountain-Climbing Madness ⛰️

When Jack decided to take on extreme challenges for Adrenaline Junkie, Ozzy backed him all the way. Even if he thought climbing mountains was a ridiculous idea, he knew that supporting your kid’s passions — no matter how daft — was the dad way.

8️⃣ Singing ‘Changes’ with Kelly 🎤

This one still hits in the feels. Father and daughter, side by side, sharing a moment that was pure emotion. No theatrics, no screaming crowd — just two Osbournes singing about love and family. Lush, mun. 🥹

9️⃣ When He Protected His Family Like a Lion 🦁

Whether it was dodgy press, hangers-on, or anyone looking to exploit the kids, Ozzy went full dad mode. Cross the Prince of Darkness, and you’d wish you hadn’t.

🔟 The Time He Just… Showed Up 🖤

Through addiction battles, mad tours, and TV insanity, Ozzy always made sure his kids knew he was there for them. Whether he said it clearly or mumbled it into his tea, the love was always obvious.

🎤 Final Encore: Dad of Darkness

Ozzy might be the Prince of Darkness, but in the Osbourne household, he’s the King of Being There. He taught his kids about music, mischief, and sticking together through chaos.

In other words — the man didn’t just raise rock ‘n’ roll kids. He raised legends.