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What’s occurring in the world of metal this week? Only absolute chaos and brilliance, mun! 🤯 Whether you’re into blackened doom, melodic mayhem, or breakdowns that make your nan clutch her rosary beads – we’ve got you. Here’s your essential weekly dose of riff-laden bangers, angsty anthems, and mosh-worthy madness.
⚠️ WARNING: May cause spontaneous headbanging on public transport. You’ve been warned.
🧨 1. Lorna Shore – “Wrathful Reign”
The deathcore kings are back with a vengeance. This track is ridiculous in the best way – guttural vocals, orchestral evil, and breakdowns so heavy they should come with a structural warning.
💀 FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, infinite blast beats, and summoning demons with your stereo.
Lyric Highlight:
“Bow before the tempest of a tyrant’s cry!”
(Yeah, we’re terrified too.)
🕯️ 2. Ghost – “The Darkness Within”
Papa Emeritus returns with another goth-glam stomper. It’s catchy, theatrical, and weirdly sexy (as always).
🕸️ FFO: ABBA but Satanic, Scooby-Doo villain energy, and full-on arena metal singalongs.
🎤 Fun Fact: This one’s already getting remix treatment from synthwave artists. Expect to hear it at both goth clubs and Eurovision auditions. Tidy!
⚔️ 3. Orbit Culture – “While We Serve”
Sweden’s riff merchants strike again. This one is chunky. Think if Gojira and Trivium had a Swedish lovechild who only listened to video game boss battle themes.
🔥 FFO: Down-tuned guitars, war drums, and motivational screaming at the gym.
Vibe Check: This is what you play before invading Skyrim… or taking the bins out in a dramatic mood.
☠️ 4. Creeper – “Sacred Blasphemy”
From horror punk to full theatrical rock, Creeper continues their descent into madness. It’s spooky. It’s sexy. It’s like Meat Loaf got bitten by a vampire and joined My Chemical Romance.
🦇 FFO: Capes, eyeliner, and late-night cemetery gigs.
Riff Rating: Gothic AF with Queen-style solos. Only in Wales, mun…
🛠️ 5. Code Orange – “Mirrorcrack’d”
Industrial glitch meets hardcore violence. This one’s like being trapped inside a haunted dial-up modem having a breakdown – and we LOVE it.
📟 FFO: Nine Inch Nails, broken printers screaming, and stage dives into concrete.
Chaotic Moment of the Week: The last 30 seconds sound like a possessed blender. Gorgeous.
🌊 6. Sleep Token – “Erosion”
Vessel’s voice could make a rock cry. “Erosion” blends ambient beauty with sudden emotional gut-punches – and yes, there is a breakdown that sounds like an iceberg collapsing.
💧 FFO: Worship, whispers, and weeping in the rain with style.
Best Played: Alone. At 3am. In a hoodie. Crying. (It’s a vibe.)
🔮 7. Spiritbox – “Cellophane”
Courtney LaPlante strikes again with precision chaos. Tight riffs, floaty cleans, and nasty drops. You’ll be screaming along while air-guitaring in traffic.
🧠 FFO: Djent, telepathic breakdowns, and melodic rage.
Mood: “I’m fragile but I will still destroy you.”
🦷 8. Bleed From Within – “Hands of Dust”
These Glaswegian lads don’t miss. This track is like getting drop-kicked in the teeth by a melodic death metal dragon.
🥃 FFO: Lamb of God energy, whisky-fuelled pit fights, and not wearing sleeves.
C’mon Butt: Throw this on and clean your house like you’re storming a battlefield.
💫 Honourable Mentions:
- Sylosis – “Poison for the Lost (Acoustic Version)” – Surprisingly soothing. Until it isn’t.
- Make Them Suffer – “Oblivion” – Sounds like someone lit a black metal opera on fire.
- Avenged Sevenfold – “Nothing Left to Say” – The most prog they’ve ever sounded. Spoiler: it slaps.
🎧 Listen to the Full Playlist
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🎤 Final Thoughts
Whether you’re a corpse-paint-wearing troll living in a cave or just a casual riff addict on the school run – this week’s picks are LOADED with tasty earworms. Go forth. Headbang. Cry a little. And for the love of Lemmy, TURN IT UP.
Diolch for tuning in, you sexy beasts. Until next week – STAY LOUD. 🔊🔥
Michael is the founder, editor, and chief riff wrangler behind The Riff Report, an independent Welsh rock and metal publication built by fans, for fans. With a lifelong passion for loud guitars, unforgettable live shows, and the incredible community that surrounds rock and metal, he created The Riff Report to celebrate everything that makes the scene special—from legendary headline acts and grassroots venues to rising bands that deserve to be heard.
A familiar face at festivals across the UK, Michael spends much of the year covering events including Download Festival, Bloodstock Open Air, Steelhouse Festival, Firevolt, Plumpton Revival, and many more. Whether he’s battling the Welsh weather on a mountainside, surviving a weekend in a muddy campsite, or squeezed against the front barrier with thousands of fellow fans, he’s always searching for the next great story to share.
As editor of The Riff Report, Michael writes festival guides, breaking news, album reviews, gig reviews, interviews, opinion pieces, nostalgia features, and behind-the-scenes stories from across the rock and metal world. His writing combines honest opinions, humour, and a genuine love for live music, bringing readers closer to the bands, festivals, venues, and people that keep the scene alive.
Michael is particularly passionate about supporting independent artists, local venues, charities, and the wider UK rock and metal community. He believes every band deserves a chance to be discovered and every festival has a story worth telling. Through The Riff Report, he aims to shine a spotlight on both the biggest names in rock and the future stars waiting to break through.
When he’s not writing or interviewing artists, you’ll probably find him exploring festival campsites, photographing live shows, chatting with fellow fans over a pint, or planning the next road trip in search of more riffs, bigger crowds, and unforgettable moments.
Above all, Michael believes rock and metal are about more than music—they’re about community, friendship, and creating memories that last a lifetime. That’s exactly what The Riff Report exists to celebrate.
Proudly Welsh. Proudly Loud. Always chasing the next great riff. 🤘
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