Date: July 5, 2025
Location: Villa Park, Birmingham
Stage: Back To The Beginning Main Stage
Band: MASTODON (USA)
Time: Somewhere between ancient prophecy and space-time rupture


๐ŸŒ‹ โ€œBIRMINGHAM, ARE YOU READY TO BE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED?โ€ โ€“ MASTODON BRING THE COSMIC SLUDGE TO VILLA PARK ๐ŸŒช๏ธ

You could feel it coming. Like tectonic plates shifting under your feet, the tension in the crowd before Mastodon took the stage was heavier than one of Bill Wardโ€™s old drum kits. Weโ€™d already been battered and bruised by the likes of Orange Goblin and Clutch, but this? This was the real earthquake. Strap in, butt โ€“ itโ€™s Mastodon time. ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽธ


๐ŸŒ€ OPENING WITH CHAOS: โ€œBLOOD AND THUNDERโ€ ERUPTS ๐ŸŒŠ

If youโ€™ve ever wondered what it sounds like when a volcano explodes underwater and the shockwave hits a doom cult’s rehearsal roomโ€ฆ thatโ€™s โ€œBlood and Thunder.โ€ Brent Hinds snarled the opening riff like a man possessed, while Brann Dailorโ€™s drumming practically rewired everyoneโ€™s brains. ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Birminghamโ€™s steel bones rattled. A lad next to us tried to scream the chorus and literally popped his beer can with the soundwave. Only in Villa Park, munโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚


๐Ÿ›ธ SETLIST STRAIGHT FROM THE COSMIC ABYSS ๐ŸŒŒ

Hereโ€™s what they belted out like gods on a celestial bender:

  • Blood and Thunder
  • The Wolf Is Loose
  • Crystal Skull
  • Divinations
  • Oblivion (the crowd lost it, proper lush moment)
  • High Road
  • Teardrinker (Yes, Brann can make grown men cry)
  • More Than I Could Chew
  • Mother Puncher
  • Circle of Cysquatch
  • Steambreather
  • Gigantic final blow: Crack the Skye into Megalodon ๐Ÿ‰

It was like being inside a Lovecraft novel during a meteor shower while your eardrums wrote a will. ๐Ÿ˜ต


๐Ÿง  TECHNICAL MASTERY MEETS FULL-THROTTLE CARNAGE

Mastodonโ€™s musicianship is stupidly good. Itโ€™s annoying, really โ€“ how can four blokes sound like a prog-metal octopus with machine guns for arms?

Troy Sanders stalked the stage like a warlock at a D&D rave, all grimaces and gallops.
Brent Hinds looked like a wizard whoโ€™s been kicked out of every pub in Valhalla and still shreds like a beast.
Bill Kelliher had his riffs tighter than your nanโ€™s Tupperware lids.
Brann Dailor is the kind of drummer who makes other drummers rethink their life choices. His vocals on โ€œOblivionโ€ = ๐Ÿฅฒโœจ


๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ EMOTIONAL MOMENTS โ€“ YES, MASTODON CAN MAKE YOU WEEP

Letโ€™s talk about โ€œCrack the Skye.โ€ That tune hits differently live. As soon as the opening notes started, the crowd went still โ€“ even the blokes in Motorhead vests with pint helmets paused their headbanging.

Itโ€™s a tribute to Brannโ€™s late sister, and somehow amidst all the doom and destruction, thereโ€™s this beautiful moment of grief and grace. Goosebumps everywhere. Even the goth couple by the kebab stand looked emotional.


๐Ÿค˜ CROWD VIBES โ€“ WALL OF DEATHS & WIZARD CAPS

The pit was ridiculous. Not quite Slayer-at-Bloodstock level, but close. There were folks in Mastodon capes, someone in a full woolly mammoth costume (fair play), and more beards per square foot than a ZZ Top family reunion.

Shoutout to the lad who crowd surfed while holding a model of the Atlanta aquarium โ€“ iconic. Tidy effort.


๐Ÿ”ฅ FINAL THOUGHTS: MASTODON CONQUER THE MIDLANDS

You know when people say โ€œthat band melted my face offโ€? This was literal. The security team were handing out complimentary faces in the lost property tent. ๐ŸงŸ

Mastodon donโ€™t just play music โ€“ they channel something ancient, mystical, and unrelentingly heavy. From the wildest riff to the deepest emotional gut-punch, they delivered a masterclass in modern metal.

Score: 10/10 Flaming Tridents ๐Ÿ”ฑ

Brummie legend Tony Iommi wouldโ€™ve been proud. This was doom, sludge, prog, and pure class, all wrapped in one molten fireball of a set. Diolch, Mastodon โ€“ you cracked the bloody skye.


๐Ÿ“ธ GOT PHOTOS OR PIT BRUISES?

Tag us at @theriffreportblog and show off your Mastodon meltdown! Bonus points if your ears are still ringing or you met a time-travelling space walrus. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’ซ